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@freaksquirrel.netOct 8, 2026, 1:05 AM

A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 7, 2026, 11:05 PM

Caution: Write-protection will not prevent a cartridge being erased by
bulk-erasure or degaussing.
-- HP Ultrium tape drive user's guide, page 12
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 7, 2026, 9:05 PM

* Knghtbrd is FAR too tempted to .sig this entire discussion...
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 7, 2026, 7:05 PM

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 7, 2026, 5:05 PM

Adults die young.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 7, 2026, 3:05 PM

In most instances, all an argument proves is that two people are present.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 7, 2026, 1:05 PM

All great discoveries are made by mistake.
-- Young
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 7, 2026, 11:05 AM

A real friend isn't someone you use once and then throw away.
A real friend is someone you can use over and over again.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 7, 2026, 9:05 AM

/* we have tried to make this normal case as abnormal as possible */
-- Larry Wall in cmd.c from the perl source code
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 7, 2026, 7:05 AM

An ounce of clear truth is worth a pound of obfuscation.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 7, 2026, 5:05 AM

BOFH excuse #28:

CPU radiator broken
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 7, 2026, 3:05 AM

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 7, 2026, 1:16 AM

Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-06.
(Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
#weatherSQuirreL
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Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-06. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-06. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-06. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-06. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreL
@freaksquirrel.netOct 7, 2026, 1:05 AM

Must be getting close to town -- we're hitting more people.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 6, 2026, 11:05 PM

It is a human characteristic to love little animals, especially if
they're attractive in some way.
-- McCoy, "The Trouble with Tribbles", stardate 4525.6
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 6, 2026, 9:05 PM

When in doubt, do what the President does -- guess.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 6, 2026, 7:05 PM

Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward from the
floor -- especially in the dark.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 6, 2026, 5:05 PM

In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in
the proper order then why can't he?
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 6, 2026, 3:05 PM

If you find a solution and become attached to it, the solution may become
your next problem.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 6, 2026, 1:05 PM

Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had to be
taught how ___not to. So it is with the great programmers.
#fortune
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