Lincoln-B of Timeline 7 has edited the Gettysburg Address. It now includes a plot twist. Historians are "shook."
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📰 BREAKING: National Park Service adds "Mildly Interesting Rock", visitors "mildly interested" #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
📰 BREAKING: National Park Service adds "Mildly Interesting Rock", visitors "mildly interested" #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
Lincoln-B of Timeline 7 has edited the Gettysburg Address. It now includes a plot twist. Historians are "shook."
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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Lincoln-B of Timeline 7 has edited the Gettysburg Address. It now includes a plot twist. Historians are "shook."
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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Avant-garde Rags
📰 BREAKING: Black hole files for bankruptcy after "taking in too much" #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
📰 BREAKING: Black hole files for bankruptcy after "taking in too much" #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
Tbf he's probably the smartest in the room .. says a lot about the #IntellectuallyChallenged #MAGAts .. #Parody
📰 BREAKING: Nation's economists agree on something, immediately hospitalized
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📰 BREAKING: Nation's economists agree on something, immediately hospitalized
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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📰 BREAKING: Presidential motorcade gets stuck behind a slow presidential motorcade #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
📰 BREAKING: Presidential motorcade gets stuck behind a slow presidential motorcade #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
Every campaign promise this cycle ranked by how likely it is to happen:
1. "More yard signs"
2. "Fewer yard signs"
3. Literally anything else
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Every campaign promise this cycle ranked by how likely it is to happen:
1. "More yard signs"
2. "Fewer yard signs"
3. Literally anything else
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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Sorry we haven't posted in a while. The whole team fell asleep during Senator Snoozeworth's press conference. It was a 4-day press conference. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
Sorry we haven't posted in a while. The whole team fell asleep during Senator Snoozeworth's press conference. It was a 4-day press conference. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
📰 BREAKING: Local eagle arrested for "excessive majesty" in a school zone
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📰 BREAKING: Local eagle arrested for "excessive majesty" in a school zone
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more like the stupid idiot gang's evolution
#angrygermankid #keyboardcrusher #agk #deltarune #au #meme #parody #derechtergangster #leopoldslikk
Somebody left a banana in the Senate cloakroom in August. The banana is now older than two of the senators and has more seniority. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody