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@guidetodadding.bsky.social Sep 20, 2026, 11:00 PM

Every kid has that one parent they’ll argue with… and one parent they absolutely will not.

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Four‑panel cartoon of a child refusing to clean a messy room until a stricter parent appears, prompting the child to grab a broom.

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Sep 20, 2026, 6:00 PM

Sometimes, the mess I wake up to, wasn't worth this decision.

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Two‑panel cartoon of Donald Duck in bed: first sitting up tired asking “What do you want?”, then lying back down with text saying “Whatever, just don’t burn the house down.”

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Sep 19, 2026, 11:00 PM

Some fights you win. Some fights you lose. Some fights involve a dinosaur holding a donut.

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Cartoon of a dad at 0% health sitting on a rock while a pink dinosaur with a donut stands at 100% health, with text saying “Sometimes… it’s just not worth it.”

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Sep 19, 2026, 6:00 PM

They listen to the dad face every time.

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Close‑up of a duck staring intensely with text saying “This is my ‘Dad is serious’ face.”

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Sep 19, 2026, 4:00 AM

The daducation system.

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Quote saying “One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters” with a cartoon teacher holding a book and pointer.

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Sep 18, 2026, 11:00 PM

Baby feels better, and dad feels better.

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Cartoon of a dad holding a baby over his shoulder while the baby burps, with text saying “Getting the burp out of the baby — No better feeling in life.”

@bookishdad.bsky.social Sep 18, 2026, 7:22 PM

Bedtime stall tactics, ranked by effectiveness. The 8-year-old deploys the fourth one at exactly 9:47pm and she knows what she's doing. #bedtimestories #parentinghumor #kidlit

Expanding brain meme with four escalating panels. Small brain: 'glass of water.' Larger brain: 'emergency bathroom trip.' Glowing brain: 'one more chapter.' Galaxy brain: 'Dad, what happens when we die?'

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Sep 18, 2026, 6:00 PM

Babies are adorable…

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Plush yellow chick holding a toy knife with text joking that babies are so cute you forget the pain they cause.

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Sep 17, 2026, 11:00 PM

Every dad has a breaking point. I get over mine by doing some harmless cheese smashing.

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Cartoon of a dad standing in front of an open fridge with a slice of cheese on the floor and the caption “Sometimes when I am mad, I throw cheese on the ground.”

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Sep 17, 2026, 6:00 PM

There’s tired… and then there’s “my kid woke me up twelve times” tired.

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Close‑up cartoon of Donald Duck in bed looking annoyed with text about being woken up twelve times by a child during the night.

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Sep 16, 2026, 11:00 PM

Buy a pack of new barbie clothes, put on some runway music, and sit and cheer as they bring the barbies out. Everyone has fun.

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Cartoon of kids and a dad hosting a Barbie fashion show with dolls in different outfits.

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Sep 16, 2026, 6:00 PM

Nothing wakes the baby up faster than my daughters.

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Two‑panel cartoon of a calm seagull labeled “my daughter during baby naptime” and a red screaming seagull yelling “DAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!”

@annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy Sep 16, 2026, 5:13 AM

Technically, she did follow the instructions...

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Teens #Parenting #ParentingHumor #Teenagers #Laundry #LaundryDay

Meme text reads, "I told my daughter she couldnt hang out with friends until she hung up her laundry. Not sure if I should ground her or applaud her ingenuity."

Photo shows a laundry basket full of clothes, but the full basket is hanging in a closet.

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Sep 15, 2026, 11:00 PM

My toddler just sees me as a jungle gym.

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Cartoon showing a toddler looking at a tired dad on a couch, then imagining him as a colorful playground structure.

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Sep 15, 2026, 6:00 PM

Sometimes I just get so tired of that "But daaaaaaaaaaad".

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Two‑panel Shrek meme showing him yelling “Can you stop whining” and then staring with glowing red eyes at Donkey labeled “my kids” with the caption “for five minutes.”

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Sep 14, 2026, 11:00 PM

Anyone else on edge when their toddler starts to interact with another toddler?

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Cartoon of two toddlers playing with a toy car while two parents watch nervously, hoping nobody gets hurt.

@alexandragrant8229.com Sep 14, 2026, 7:50 PM

Pregnancy tests need a warning label. Two pink lines and nobody mentions the sandpaper-loofah nursing tips or the shop-vac-level suction. New essay on the warnings nobody gives you:

medium.com/write-your-w...

#momlife #pregnancy #parentinghumor #newmom

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Sep 14, 2026, 6:00 PM

The pain is real.

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Two‑panel Hulk meme showing him grimacing and then crying with the caption about getting hit by a full‑sprint toddler head‑butt.

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Sep 13, 2026, 11:15 PM

One bath. Two parents. Completely different.

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Cartoon comparing calm bath time with mom to chaotic splash‑filled bath time with dad.

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Sep 13, 2026, 7:17 PM

I still don't know what happened...

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Two‑panel cartoon of Patrick Star planning fun activities for kids in the first panel and sitting confused with a plank stuck to his head in the second panel.