For context, this has been my home WiFi network for about 30 years. #nerd

Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t sharks like fast food? They can’t catch it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t skeletons ever use cell phones? They don’t have the guts to call anyone. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a ghost’s true love? Their ghoul-mate. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a pig’s favorite ballet? Swine Lake. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a pig that plays sports? A ball hog. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a duck that gets all the good grades? A wise quacker. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a kangaroo who’s bad at telling jokes? Hopelessly unfunny. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer