Bad luck has befallen this snake,
Who’s upset by his jew’lry heist take!
His chagrin is immense
Cuz he called on his fence
And was told that his haul was all fake.

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All 7 Poems of the Week are here—on Jurassic bugs making a comeback, a fashionista getting the boot & more

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Donald Trump's cast a blight on DC,
Ruining landmarks with wrecking-ball glee.
He has sullied this place
With fake gold and his face.
Has he done this for Putin? Or Xi?

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A young man in a needlepoint class
Took it merely to meet a cute lass.
But the gals all ignored 'im.
So suff'ring from boredom,
He needled "the teach" and passed gas.

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Though he’s brilliant, my husband can’t spell.
And his less/fewer usage? Pell-mell!
But despite his word-hurdle,
He beats me at Wordle…
And kvells as I yell, “What fresh hell!”

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As a country we must be adroiter
Assess, study and #reconnoiter
We've gotta impeach
We can't let 'em leach
Lead, lie, leer, linger or loiter

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Trump’s Iran War of Choice has been stressful
And expensive and wasteful and mess-ful.
It’s a plan-free production
Of senseless destruction
And death. What it’s NOT is “successful!”

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