I reckon Melania should buy it. #IlDouche will probably think she did so because he tried, and failed, to fuck Diana.

I'm guessing that #IlDouche's captive #SCOTUS (MAGAteer-edition) will simply pronounce this $1,500,000,000,000 #ElectionBribe to be an #OfficialAct and then go out to lunch.

Meanwhile in #VancouverBC the Canadians finally found something worthy of #IlDouche's name.

First class trolling of #IlDouche from the folks at #SouthPark, er sorry, #SouthAmerica!

I think that it is fairly obvious now that it is going to be swallowed by the sea. Whilst I've had living long enough to see that happen on my bucket list for some time I'm pretty sure I'm going to get to cross that off the list. The most disappointing thing is that #IlDouche won't see it either.

I think that it is fairly obvious now that it is going to be swallowed by the sea. Whilst I've had living long enough to see that happen on my bucket list for some time I'm pretty sure I'm going to get to cross that off the list. The most disappointing thing is that #IlDouche won't see it either.

Since #IlDouche seems to be in the mood for giving everything imaginable what he believes to be "proper American names" I think it's well past time to give #MarALago a proper American name. This is 'Murcia - we speak English here damnit! Any ideas? How about "Shithole-on-Sea"?

Does #IlDouche imagine that if he adds these 180 million people to the population of the US that the GOP will win another national election this century (or even millennium)?

Now I don't want to get out in front of #IlDouche here and I am not a lawyer but I reckon it will require an amendment to the #NewMexico constitution to implement his latest madness and I reckon he'll need more that a Sharpie and some AI to manage that.

And as far as I can tell not one of this torrent of AI excrement mentioned American workers for #LaborDay. So if you're a gig worker, or in a union, stacking shelves, or a white collar professional know that #IlDouche and the GOP that he leads could give a toss about you. Vote accordingly.

I think what Sec Wright is trying to tell us, and #IlDouche isn't going to like this if he figures it out, is that we would have been better off sticking with #Obama.

I worry this what he wants. ICE claims the voters' rights folk are intervening, disorder ensures then (law enforcement) violence, et voila #IlDouche declares a national emergency.

This is going to be a tricky one for recently minted Catholic VP #WeirdIam to navigate here, isn't it? I mean who's he going to side with #IlDouche or #IlPapa.

News reaches us that #MosesJr and the rest of the House GOP have announced they're cancelling the rest of the September session and they're all fucking off home. #IlDouche will not be best pleased.

If you are looking for a phrase to adequately describing what #Israel is plotting for #Gaza here in the broad light of day may I offer up #EthnicCleansing. I assume that the US will acquiesce as #IlDouche's spawn-in-law needs to build casinos on the beach. It is a #CrimeAgainstHumanity.