The tailor promised a custom fit, but nobody warned him that "like a glove" would require rethinking the entire concept of fingers.
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@docatcdi.comThe tailor promised a custom fit, but nobody warned him that "like a glove" would require rethinking the entire concept of fingers.
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@docatcdi.comDid you know walrusses love Tupperware parties?
they are always on the lookout for a tight seal!
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@docatcdi.comI applied to be a sperm donor and the nurse asked if I could masturbate in the cup...
I told her I'm pretty good but don't think I'm ready to compete in a tournament yet.
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@docatcdi.comMy wife got confused and went to see a tree surgeon instead of a plastic surgeon
Mind you, she does have a very nice bush now.
@docatcdi.comThe small potato gentleman would like everyone to know that yes, he did in fact engineer this entire moment from the very beginning.
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@docatcdi.comI saw a woman with a t-shirt that said Guess on it.
Apparently Implants...
was not the appropriate response...
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@docatcdi.comYou cant spell advertisements without semen between the tit's.
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@docatcdi.com@docatcdi.comHR: You Can't call your coworkers foreskin #DocAfterDark : But they always disappear when things get hard! HR: Still a Nope!
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@docatcdi.comDoing a crossword I asked the wife Whats a 4 letter word for a female relative, ends in unt?
@MrsDocAtCDI said aunt....
if you're like me...
you prolly need whiteout too....
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@docatcdi.comI don't wanna go into detail...
but the Dyson ball cleaner
is a very misleading product name...
@docatcdi.comHe swore he pulled out before the K-Pg boundary but here we are staring at four unexplained eggs.
