And our fearless leader has fallen asleep in the middle of the training that I'm pretty sure will not factor into beating Jin's new attack that leaves a spider mark on the body. #SuperSentai #Dairanger

I'm sorry, but if I'm playing football and I learn a pirouette is gonna make me dodge the rushing defender, I'm getting tickets to the Nutcracker.

Again, I know they're tee---coll---people of indendermage age of youth, but quit being assholes, assholes. #Dairanger #SuperSentai

We jump to our heroes trying to learn a new technique...

"This kind of stuff is not really our thing."

Oh, sorry, had that wrong. We jump to our people we have met bitching that they have to watch a master teach them new movements in fighting. #SuperSentai #Dairanger

Well, we're not wasting time here as we open on Jin ready to kill yet another master! Considering this monster killed his girlfriend to be...uh...a monster, you'd think people would know his rep by now. #Dairanger #SuperSentai

Up next, hey, remember Jin? The guy who's master was a douchebag that would make the family from the Tekken series go "Take a chill pill?" Well, he's back and powered by the Evil S&M Club of Evil. "New Secret Art, The Dance of Spiders!" #SuperSentai #Dairanger

Around an hour from now, a rematch for the ages! #Dairanger #SuperSentai

Tomorrow, last ep of the disc as Jin returns and it's a rematch between him and Ryo. "New Secret Art, The Dance Of Spiders!" #SuperSentai #Dairanger

Happy 51st Birthday to Yellow Ranger a.k.a. Karan Ashley ♎️🎉🎂

#SuperSentai #PowerRangers #ダイレンジャー #Dairanger #カクレンジャー #Kakuranger #MMPR #Libra

Next week, last ep of the disc as Jin returns and it's a rematch between him and Ryo. "New Secret Art, The Dance Of Spiders!" #SuperSentai #Dairanger

Even if the bad guy wasn't one of the most offensive "Of the times/culture" things to put out there, this was still a creepy oddball mess. Forget time not being kind to this, this was bad since day one. #SuperSentai #Dairanger

Monster grows big, team blows it up, Diago mourns over a cactus...only to see her on the back of a construction truck...to Heaven...I guess...telling him to kick the Evil S&M Club Of Evil's asses. #SueprSentai #Dairanger

What does "CAPTAIN PLAAAAANNNNNNEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT!" even have to do with this ep!? This is about a...very very offensive...monster turning girls into dolls, how is this connected to us meatbags making war and smog? #SuperSentai #Dairanger

The Cactus Girl dies when the monster deems her use to an end, she tells Diago the dolls are little girl and we...get a whole...rant about humanity ruining the environment and making war an---

WHERE THE FRAK DID THIS PART COME FROM!? #SuperSentai #Dairanger

So, yeah, I get that the master's been gathering the team for a long time with Ryo being the last of the original five, but...does this mean also the Evil S&M Club of evil ALWAYS knew Diago was gonna be a ranger? Or was getting the cactus AFTER the drafting? #SuperSentai #Dairanger

Diago runs after the woman only to find he's now in a construction site surrounded by killer dolls that wanna...uh...kill him. Right until he crashes into an outdoor setting with the Cactus monster...revealing the girl is, indeed, the cactus Diago saved. #SuperSentai #Dairanger

Yeah...folks...if you wanna know why I'm amazed at things like D-Boy in Tekkaman Blade 2 given dignity (Complete with one of the male heroes helping them fake a relationship to insult some goons) or the Uranus and Neptune of Sailor Moon...this is why... #SuperSentai #Dairanger

(Sees 'By turned to dolls' the show means putting little girls in doll clothes while the monster's grown adult form prances around to a showtune...with painted nails)

...the most "It's Japan"/"It was the early to mid 90's"/creepy/offensive thing...from...this...franchise... #SueprSentai #Dairanger

So, yeah, Diago found a cactus with a girl near it, it vanished after he took care of it, and it's here with the girl suddenly reappearing.

Ya know, I get the feeling so soon after we got what might be the show's best episode, we're dealing with the... #SuperSentai #Dairanger

"This is the cactus that was at my place..." ...and? Unless that's supposed to be rare, what convinced you to take the cactus and not investigate the dead gas station attendee surrounded by dolls?

(Sees the pretty girl in the flashback where he got it)

Oooooohhhhhhhhh.... #SuperSentai #Dairanger

"Come play with me!" Yep...they made the newest monster a fucking creep...right down to yoinking the guy's daughter out of the car in broad daylight...right before possibly killing the dad in front of her... #SuperSentai #Dairanger