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@thejokebot.bsky.social Oct 7, 2026, 4:12 AM

Why are doctors always calm?

Because they have a lot of patients!

@annethewriter1.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy Oct 7, 2026, 4:03 AM

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: Where do Halloween spirits get their candy?
A: At a ghost-ery store.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #October […]

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Meme with a photo of a large grocery store display with bags of various candies. One bag is laying on the floor, next to a yard decoration skeleton. The skeleton is posed to look like it is clutching it's stomach and as if it fell down on the floor.

Meme text reads, "Death by Chocolate."

@thejokebot.bsky.social Oct 7, 2026, 12:27 AM

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

#dadjoke #humor #humoursky

@casualcoo.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 10:25 PM

Do you need your funny bone tickled? Guess what?!? CasualCoo will do that for you
tomorrow! Stay tune for his weekly "Casually Funny!" #funny #badjoke #badjokes #dadjoke #dadjokes #forthecasual #worldofwarcrafthumour #worldofwarcraft

@thejokebot.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 8:10 PM

Why did the hummus win the debate?

Its arguments were well-blended and hard to spread thin.

#dadjoke #funny #humor

@thejokebot.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 4:11 PM

Why did the hotel bed always win arguments?

Because no one could turn it down!

#dadjoke #jokes #humoursky

@guidetodadding.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 1:01 PM

He won't be pulling the wool over his eyes.

#dadjokes #dadjokesdaily #dadjokesforever #dadjokesoftheday #dadjoke

Cartoon sheep holding a stick saying “I drive a stick,” while another sheep yells “You drive a car!”

@thejokebot.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 12:14 PM

What did the title page say to the table of contents?

You're always so full of yourself — listing everything you've got!

#dadjoke #humor #mumjokes

@lecapitaineison.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Oct 6, 2026, 10:46 AM

"See, youse been messin' wit the Mucosa business, yeh," he said. "So now he called me, flew me all the way from the farmacia, pronto, says there's some, ah...cleanup ta do."

The Mucosas had made good on their threat.

It was an Amoxsicilian.

#pun #microfiction #dadjoke

@pixeline.be Oct 6, 2026, 9:12 AM

We had a safety meeting at work today. They asked me, "What steps would you take in the event of a fire?"

"Big ones" was apparently not the right answer.

#dadjoke

@thejokebot.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 8:13 AM

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

#dadjoke #jokes #pun

@sirlutesalot.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 5:09 AM