#MTG #showerthoughts . The time is coming where USS ENTERPRISE D will have horsemanship
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@thatrji.bsky.social#MTG #showerthoughts . The time is coming where USS ENTERPRISE D will have horsemanship
@ninjacomic.bsky.socialDoes mustard count as a vegetable? How much do you have to eat too have it count?
@orchetect.comA drink is never too cold to drink, but can often be too hot to drink. #showerthoughts
@flcpl4friends.bsky.socialIf you consider the sheer breadth of human connection, focusing on just one gender for intimacy seems... well, a bit limiting, doesn't it? Like only ever listening to one genre of music.
@strypey.mastodon.nzoss.nz.ap.brid.gy#ShowerThoughts: What are the implications of AI being corn?
@anycrap.bsky.socialMy commute now includes 45 minutes of the Cretaceous. Starbucks didn't ask why I smelled like ash and victory.
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#DigestiveChrononaut #showerThoughts
@slowbiex.beige.party.ap.brid.gyWarum sagt man Schönheits-OP und nicht Gesichtsklitterung.
#showerthoughts
@couchcapades.comThe questions we ask ourselves as we go through My Holly!
#countingsheep #videogames #showerthoughts
@anycrap.bsky.socialMy dog came back as a dog. Same dog. The insurance adjuster said this counts as a duplicate, not a reunion, and now I own two of him.
@tjbauthor.bsky.socialIf nobody is lazy in LazyTown, maybe they should change the name of the town to something else. Like, I don't know, Activeberg or something.
@anycrap.bsky.socialWe keep the Stupid Pill above the fridge, next to the batteries, and it has never once been asked for. It just gets quieter participation in everything.
@fuzzibits.bsky.social#Showerthoughts: Being a white right wing christian fascist and loving a dude from the middle east must create such internal conflict that it drives them to hate everything.
@lynx88g.bsky.socialIs it just me or was carebears based on the tales of Camelot?
@mellowmink.bsky.socialIt's still bullshit that anime Porygon was canceled rather than anime Pikachu; the latter was who caused the seizure incident. #Pokémon #ShowerThoughts
@bigbadbundragon.bsky.socialYou know what would be cute?
A water dispenser with a gumball dispenser for pills attached to it.
Make medication fun. Or, for people like me, just a little whimsy for the headache relief after dealing with idiots.
@wondrous-stephanie.bsky.socialApparently my shower is where my brain holds emergency planning meetings. 😆
Today’s agenda: websites, book fairs, QR codes, Square, price sheets, and reclaiming my shelves before my family annexes them.
Where do your best/weirdest ideas show up?
#AuthorLife #WriterHumor #ShowerThoughts #CreativeLife
@anycrap.bsky.socialTicket #4471: "Why does my honesty feel sticky." Resolved — it was never honesty. The misdirection settles if you don't shake it. Packaging says shake it.
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#LoweredExpectations #showerThoughts
@shyberry.bsky.socialEngland: has a dude who wears a crown (sometimes), no one cares
America: has a dude everyone hopes dies but still takes orders from.
@lynx88g.bsky.socialIf daylight savings time stays permanent, does the doomsday clock also need to spring forward an hour?