What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s brown and sticky? A stick. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? Pup-eroni. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Hairy Twat Nerd Penny Pax Seduces The Dean And Gets Her Asshole Dicked - College #asshole #Hairy #nerd #twat

🐘 https://social.adultvideo.info/@college

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why do crabs never share their food? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a duck that gets all the good grades? A wise quacker. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Slightly obsessed with snails lately. Using them a lot in my hobby basing etc. These tiny little critters climb up the front of the bungalow whenever it rains.

#snails #nature #garden #geek #nerd #grovesnail #gastropod

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer