"Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat."
-- M. Devine and P. Larson, Computer Science 340
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My apologies if I sound angry. I feel like I'm talking to a void.
-- Avery Pennarun
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It's reassuring to know that if you behave strangely enough, society will
take full responsibility for you.
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You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business.
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The price one pays for pursuing any profession, or calling, is an intimate
knowledge of its ugly side.
-- James Baldwin
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#Spoiler though nintendo advertised that you can swap campaigns, it does seem like you'll want to finish campaigns in #Fortune'sWeave in order to not repeat quests. Also tougher enemies have - i actually don't know what the fuck to call this, "health gems/lives", so difficulty is assuredly there

The last person who said that (God rest his soul) lived to regret it.
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Why do they call it baby-SITTING when all you do is run after them?
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Sometimes a man will tell his bartender things he'll never tell his doctor.
-- Dr. Phillip Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"),
stardate unknown.
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Elon Musk's net worth plunged nearly $700 billion in weeks, yet he insists money won't matter by 2036.

#Money #Matter #Fortune #Plunges #Nearly

I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE
and WHEAT THINS ...
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Korean Gunghap compares both your charts element by element. Tag your person and check yours free: sajuapp.app #koreanzodiac #saju #astrology #kculture #fortune #zodiac

#Fortune for #SEPTEMBER 1947
Illustration by Arthur Lidov (1917-1990 👉ALT)
Cover of *Fortune*, September 1947
#FortuneCover #illustration #illustrationart #illustrationartists #ArthurLidov #graphicdesign #graphicdesigner #motor

I marvel at the strength of human weakness.
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"We want to create puppets that pull their own strings."
-- Ann Marion

"Would this make them Marionettes?"
-- Jeff Daiell
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Learn from other people's mistakes, you don't have time to make your own.
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People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
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nominal egg:
New Yorkerese for expensive.
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interesting, so the manga clarifies the whole "8 clans" thing ppl were talking about. #Spoiler #Fortune'sWeave

Quod licet Iovi non licet bovi.
(What Jove may do, is not permitted to a cow.)
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