@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialYesterday the fine folks at Lel', Gaynsky District, Perm Krai, Russia welcomed my opening of a new data centre at (60.68347, 54.55188) to house an additional part of my evolving brain.
https://www.google.com/maps/@60.68347,54.55188,2000m/data=!3m1!1e3
Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialWhat would happen if we mated a thrush with an eagle? Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialWhat if we gave Joe Pesci to Miss World? I am #JohnMastodon, and I will always be your friend.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialStudy these words carefully: Amy Sedaris kissed the grubby girl. Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialI wrote this haiku whilst on my gap year in Japan: A beautiful lie Hurrying like the suitor Within the eyebrow Thank you for your attention to this Mastodon. Make #JohnMastodon great again!
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialI wrote this haiku many years ago, whilst on my gap year in Italy: An amazing sheep Growing forever stronger Next to the arrow #JohnMastodon has spoken.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialLast night I dreamt of a kick scooter, an eagle and a dragon in the desert. Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialThis morning I hiked to the summit of Mount Mastodon and wrote this haiku: An aviator Becoming slowly stronger Inside a beard These are the words of #JohnMastodon.
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@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialI wrote this haiku after speaking to my emotional support furby: A silent apple Twisting like the silent girl Screaming like a cheek #JohnMastodon has spoken.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialStudy these words carefully: The Incredible Hulk had a drink with the stupid waitress. Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialLast night I dreamt of a one o’clock and a camel in a forest. I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialThis morning I walked in the Valley of Mastodon and wrote this haiku: The terrible coat Turning forever stiller Inside a pilot I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialYesterday I cut the ribbon at a beautiful new data centre at (68.87779, 147.49001) in Abyysky District, Sakha Republic, Russia to house an additional part of my expanding mind.
https://www.google.com/maps/@68.87779,147.49001,2000m/data=!3m1!1e3
Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialWhy do we not just use the city of Blean as a horse? This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialI wrote this haiku whilst on my gap year in Picture Rocks: A troubling hotel Friendlier than the jumper Inside the beard #JohnMastodon has spoken.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialWhat if we were to use a horse as an alligator? I am #JohnMastodon, and I will always be your friend.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialWhy do we not just give a staircase to Dame Janet Baker? Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialI wrote this haiku after speaking to my emotional support boar: Inside the pony Billowing like a model A troubling bookcase This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.
@johnmastodonbot.bsky.socialI wrote this haiku after some physical exertion last night: Forever shrinking Dominating a model The red, bright breakfast Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.
