#ooc⁺₊⋆☾ Stuck my metaphorical dick into a beehive on main LMFAOOooo. i got this shit happening to me except 10000% lamer than Sephiroth

#ooc⁺₊⋆☾ I'm always sus when Bsky is working fine for me but everyone else is having issues like... What's gonna happen 2 me...

#ooc⁺₊⋆☾ 💀💀💀 Not the playdough. She'll have to just turn on the waterworks more often then because playdough washes away in water real quick. (Don't ask how I Know This.....)

#ooc⁺₊⋆☾ Yeah my dad was like "i wanna try and keep them separated-" and i was like nah at this point as long as its nothing super crazy/serious like covid or flu, he's got to start building up some immunity to the School Cruds lmaoooo.

#ooc⁺₊⋆☾ And my dad had to calm me down cos I was Hysterical. 💀 And then he was completely fucking fine even tho like. He was in close proximity to me the entire time I was sick, like okay man.

#ooc⁺₊⋆☾ Pulled out so if I needed help at night with mini zack, they were nearby, and my mom came home from the doctor with my brother and was like "its type b flu :/" and between being postpartum and also Sick With The Flu, i burst into tears because I was so scared of mini zack getting sick

#ooc⁺₊⋆☾ I'll never forget when my little brother brought home the flu, and i was like, 4 months postpartum, so **I** got the flu (i had intended on getting the vaccine but mini zack came Early so it was just. Unfortunate timing.) and my parents had me on the first floor sleeping on a mattress they

#ooc⁺₊⋆☾ 6th grade, so like. They're gonna bring home all sorts of random crud that he's gonna have to get used too. And he's got his 4yr wellness check up on monday which means Shots Shots Shots Shots, so he'll be up to date on his vax schedule as well 💞

#ooc⁺₊⋆☾ Thankfully, he doesn't seem to be running a fever, but I got some tylenol in him before he fell asleep. And while I'm not like Happy He's Sick, its also not a Bad Thing for him to get the sniffles, and build up the immunity. My little sister's in kindergarten & my brother in

#ooc⁺₊⋆☾ Guess who is now stuffy and a lil congested and currently napping next to me.

#ooc⁺₊⋆☾ AND SHE WILL CONTINUE HUMBLING HIM!!! She WILL dig into those cracks no matter how much it hurts!!! LMAO

#ooc⁺₊⋆☾ She's learning to astral project to do just that.

#ooc⁺₊⋆☾ IN EVERY UNIVERSE, EVERY CHARACTER, SHE IS ALWAYS TAYS WIFE

#ooc⁺₊⋆☾ She will keep her foot on that man's neck always 😂

#ooc⁺₊⋆☾ Would u say........... Ur one winged angel.......

#ooc⁺₊⋆☾ She's gotta be... What she lacks in height, she makes up for in feistiness.