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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 18, 2026, 11:05 PM

"Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it's not cockroaches!"
-- Mom
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 18, 2026, 9:05 PM

Documentation is the castor oil of programming.
Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
#fortune
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@tinyhoroscopes.com Sep 18, 2026, 8:20 PM

What started as a joke is already measuring the room for curtains.

The Sun is in Virgo
The Moon is in Sagittarius
Moon phase is First Quarter
Vesta is in Aries
Mercury is direct

☉:♍︎ ☽:♐︎ ☿:♎︎ ♀:♏︎ 🜨 ♂:♋︎ ♃:♌︎ ♄:♈︎ ♅:♊︎ ♆:♈︎ ♇:♒︎ ⚶:♈︎
∞:䷀ 🃟:Jc↑

#fortune #horoscope #tiny

@freaksquirrel.net Sep 18, 2026, 7:05 PM

And we heard him exclaim
As he started to roam:
"I'm a hologram, kids,
please don't try this at home!'"
-- Bob Violence
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 18, 2026, 5:05 PM

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing
but together can decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 18, 2026, 3:05 PM

QOTD:
"What do you mean, you had the dog fixed? Just what made you
think he was broken!"
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 18, 2026, 1:05 PM

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.
#fortune
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@libellekarolina.bsky.social Sep 18, 2026, 1:01 PM

September 18th daily fortune.
#cardoftheday #oraclecards #fortune #collectiveenergy #psychicreading #tarotsky

@freaksquirrel.net Sep 18, 2026, 11:05 AM

If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
-- Bob Hope
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 18, 2026, 9:05 AM

So so is good, very good, very excellent good:
and yet it is not; it is but so so.
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
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@kunstudio.bsky.social Sep 18, 2026, 9:01 AM

Korean Saju uses 4 pillars: year, month, day AND hour. That's why it's deeper. What's your sign? Comment! Free reading: sajuapp.app #koreanzodiac #saju #astrology #kculture #fortune #zodiac

@lronlacy.bsky.social Sep 18, 2026, 8:53 AM

#Fortune for #SEPTEMBER 1946
‘A New Scale of Sky Speeds’
#illustration by Arthur Lidov (1917-1990 👉ALT)
Cover of *Fortune*, September 1946
#FortuneCover #illustrationart #illustrationartists #ArthurLidov #graphicdesign #graphicdesigner #aviation #rocketscience

‘Arthur Herschel Lidov (1917-1990) was born in Chicago and earned a degree in Sociology from the University of Chicago in 1936 and was a Graduate Fellow in Art History in 1938 and 1939. As an artist, Lidov was largely self-taught, specialising in scientific and technical graphics. Lidov created the cover art for the 1950 first edition copy of The Martian Chronicle by Ray Bradbury. He contributed artistic backgrounds to many of the major magazines of his time such as Time, Fortune, The Saturday Evening Post and other special-interest magazines.’
image and words quoted from https://poulwebb.blogspot.com/2021/01/fortune-magazine-part-4.html

@freaksquirrel.net Sep 18, 2026, 7:05 AM

Close cover before striking.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 18, 2026, 5:05 AM

Fear and loathing, my man, fear and loathing.
-- H. S. Thompson
#fortune
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@lazychaoz.bsky.social Sep 18, 2026, 3:09 AM

We got FE Fortune's Weave and started with Leda's path, so here's a doodle that's relevant

#FireEmblen #Fortune'sWeave

@freaksquirrel.net Sep 18, 2026, 3:05 AM

Schshschshchsch.
-- The Gorn, "Arena", stardate 3046.2
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 18, 2026, 1:05 AM

QOTD:
"It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his
hands in his own pockets."
#fortune
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