Gov. Flip-Flopson's favorite color is "it depends on the lighting and who's asking."
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialGov. Flip-Flopson's favorite color is "it depends on the lighting and who's asking."
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialIt is 3am and Senator Snoozeworth is WIDE awake. Nobody knows why. Scientists are worried. Also, he's filibustering. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialRutherford B. Hayesar operates a quasar. He says it's "basically a really big lamp." The electric bill is also a quasar.
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Nation's largest cheese wheel rolls into orbit, becomes second moon, tastes great #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialMr. Moneybags McGee held a press conference in a pool of his own money. Three reporters got paper cuts. He charged them for the paper.
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialSenator Snoozeworth's snore has been clocked at 94 decibels. The Capitol now uses him instead of the fire alarm. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialThe official 2026 debate rules: no interrupting, no insults, no lying. The debate has been cancelled due to "lack of material."
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialArchduke Beige's podcast is 3 hours of him describing different kinds of toast. It is #1 in the Sleep category. Senator Snoozeworth is a Patreon supporter. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@grahamdavid.bsky.socialHello, my name is Andy Burnham, and I'm just a normal bloke.
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Milky Way paint company releases 400 new shades of "space black"
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Rocket factory recalls 40,000 rockets for being "a little too pointy" #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialColonel Tallhat hasn't taken off his hat in 11 years. The hat has now formed its own weather system. There is a small cloud inside it. It rains sometimes.
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialColonel Tallhat hasn't taken off his hat in 11 years. The hat has now formed its own weather system. There is a small cloud inside it. It rains sometimes.
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialRobo-Lincoln 3000 has declared war on the printer on the third floor. Both sides have suffered heavy paper jams. No negotiations are planned. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: National debt now has its own national debt
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialKing Whatever III's royal decree: "Whatever." It is legally binding. It has changed everything. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialRate your government from 1 to 10. Robo-Lincoln 3000 will tell you your answer is wrong and read your group chat out loud to prove it.
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialMr. Moneybags McGee's new campaign ad is just 30 seconds of him eating a gold-plated hot dog while maintaining eye contact. Polls up 12 points. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@knighthawk899.bsky.socialLeaked footage of Trump's kids in therapy! #Parody
"My father would make wild claims like he invented the question mark"