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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 9:05 PM

It just doesn't seem right to go over the river and through the woods
to Grandmother's condo.
#fortune
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@yalepress.bsky.social Sep 19, 2026, 9:02 PM

Dan Piepenbring recommends Owen Davies's new book, Art of Divination, in Harper's: "Davies’s detached, unflappable tone produces some marvelously forthright sentences. I got hooked."
#artbooks #fortune-telling #divination

@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 7:05 PM

Don't take life seriously, you'll never get out alive.
#fortune
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@tinyhoroscopes.com Sep 19, 2026, 5:29 PM

Your loudest bad habit calls in sick today, leaving you one suspiciously free afternoon.

The Sun is in Virgo
The Moon is in Capricorn
Moon phase is Waxing Gibbous
Vesta is in Aries
Mercury is direct

☉:♍︎ ☽:♑︎ ☿:♎︎ ♀:♏︎ 🜨 ♂:♋︎ ♃:♌︎ ♄:♈︎ ♅:♊︎ ♆:♈︎ ♇:♒︎ ⚶:♈︎
∞:䷶ 🃟:XV↓

#fortune #horoscope #tiny

@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 5:05 PM

I finally went to the eye doctor. I got contacts. I only need them to
read, so I got flip-ups.
-- Steven Wright
#fortune
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@ilearntoday.bsky.social Sep 19, 2026, 4:03 PM

#TIL Vanna White, the Wheel of Fortune host, earns about $10 million annually but only works on the show for roughly one month each year.

#vannawhite #fortune #wheeloffortune #lion

@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 3:05 PM

BOFH excuse #385:

Dyslexics retyping hosts file on servers
#fortune
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@libellekarolina.bsky.social Sep 19, 2026, 2:00 PM

September 19th daily fortune.
#cardoftheday #oraclecards #fortune #collectiveenergy #psychicreading #tarotsky

@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 1:05 PM

Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some
ordinance under which you can be booked.
-- Robert D. Sprecht, Rand Corp.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 11:05 AM

The whole world is a scab. The point is to pick it constructively.
-- Peter Beard
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 9:05 AM

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
-- Groucho Marx
#fortune
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@kunstudio.bsky.social Sep 19, 2026, 8:59 AM

In Korean Saju your birth HOUR changes your whole reading. Do you know yours? Comment below! Find out free in 9 languages: sajuapp.app #koreanzodiac #saju #astrology #kculture #fortune #zodiac

@lronlacy.bsky.social Sep 19, 2026, 7:12 AM

#Fortune for #SEPTEMBER 1938
Illustration by Thomas Benrimo (1887-1958 👉ALT)
Cover of *Fortune*, September 1938
#illustration #illustrationart #illustrationartists #graphicArt #Graphics #ThomasBenrimo #harvest #Farming #agriculture

‘Despite suffering from tuberculosis, Benrimo recovered and became a successful stage designer and commercial artist in New York. He painted seriously whenever he could, but only a few of the Cubist paintings of this early period survive. Benrimo taught at Pratt Institute and was one of the first in this country to introduce the teaching methods developed at the German Bauhaus School of design. During his life, Benrimo's work was shown at the Art Institute of Chicago, Toledo Museum of Art, Carnegie Institute of Pittsburgh, San Francisco Palace of the Legion of Honour, Whitney Museum of American Art, Musée National d'Art Moderne in Paris, Guggenheim Museum in New York, San Francisco Museum of Art, and the Museum of Modern Art in New York.’
image and text above from https://poulwebb.blogspot.com/2021/01/fortune-magazine-part-2.html

@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 7:05 AM

Computer programmers do it byte by byte.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 5:05 AM

Many people resent being treated like the person they really are.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 3:05 AM

Dental health is next to mental health.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 1:05 AM

What GOOD is a CARDBOARD suitcase ANYWAY?
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 18, 2026, 11:05 PM

"Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it's not cockroaches!"
-- Mom
#fortune
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