@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialRobo-Lincoln 3000 has declared war on the printer on the third floor. Both sides have suffered heavy paper jams. No negotiations are planned. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: National debt now has its own national debt
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialKing Whatever III's royal decree: "Whatever." It is legally binding. It has changed everything. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialRate your government from 1 to 10. Robo-Lincoln 3000 will tell you your answer is wrong and read your group chat out loud to prove it.
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialMr. Moneybags McGee's new campaign ad is just 30 seconds of him eating a gold-plated hot dog while maintaining eye contact. Polls up 12 points. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@knighthawk899.bsky.socialLeaked footage of Trump's kids in therapy! #Parody
"My father would make wild claims like he invented the question mark"
@ojciecrene.bsky.socialBEHOLD--
Hooyboy:Nothing But Nut,or tribute to "Hellboy in Hell :Nothing But Blood" :D
This Wednesday!
#Hooyboy #Hujboy #Hellboy #HellboyInHell #NothingButBlood #NothingButNut #MikeMignola #CyrillePomes #DaveStewart #OjciecRene #DarkHorseComics #comics #parody #tribute
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialGov. Flip-Flopson has launched a new perfume called "Both." It smells like victory AND like you've been in a hot car with a tuna sandwich.
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@cherylsophcorn.bsky.socialDiamondhakureisette ref sheet! #diamondhakureisette #toucrystal #parody #refsheet #reference #sheet
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialArchduke Beige tried to be spontaneous for the first time in his life and ordered medium instead of mild. He is currently in the ICU of flavor. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialSenator Zorp's re-election campaign slogan: "I Come In Peace (And Leave With Your Cattle)."
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@ojciecrene.bsky.socialWajsmachen Zeit!!! Pozdro dla Michał Weiss WajsToons :D Hooyboy:Nothing But Nut,or tribute to "Hellboy in Hell :Nothing But Blood" :D #Hooyboy #Hujboy #Hellboy #HellboyInHell #NothingButBlood #MikeMignola #CyrillePomes #DaveStewart #OjciecRene #DarkHorseComics #comics #parody #tribute
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Supernova ruled "a bit much" #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@tomadelsbach.bsky.socialNow THAT really is the perfect T-shirt.
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialMr. Moneybags McGee just paid off the national debt, then immediately took out a bigger loan to buy a yacht shaped like the national debt.
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Hot dog on the Moon found to be 4 years old and "still pretty good" #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@ubuntourist.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy"Gasoline" - Marsh Family parody of "Jolene" by Dolly Parton, on the rising cost of fuel & inflation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwPBlI4u0A
#FelonInChief #music #parody #GasolinePrices #DollyParton #Jolene
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialMr. Moneybags McGee has promised a chicken in every pot. The chicken will be charged a pot fee.
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@drunknwarlock.bsky.social