September 21st daily fortune.
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The real reason large families benefit society is because at least
a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.
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Can't wait to get fortune's weave but I need to finish three houses first, I might have to start over though because I messed up the academy segment and also I haven't played in three months. #fireEmblem #Fortune'sWeave #ThreeHouses

Do not incinerate: contents under pressure.
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Youth doesn't excuse everything.
-- Dr. Janice Lester (in Kirk's body), "Turnabout Intruder",
stardate 5928.5.
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1,000-year Korean Saju, now in 9 languages. What's your sign? Comment! Free reading: sajuapp.app #koreanzodiac #saju #astrology #kculture #fortune #zodiac

BOFH excuse #129:

The ring needs another token
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essentially, i saved the man's #life. by withholding his #fortune. thats #fate. i stayed its hand.

The world really isn't any worse. It's just that the news coverage
is so much better.
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If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.
-- Tom Wicker
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Stop me, before I kill again!
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... but hey, this is Linux, isn't it meant to do infinite loops in 5
seconds?
-- Jonathan Oxer in the apt-cacher ChangeLog
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By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
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Martin was probably ripping them off. That's some family, isn't it?
Incest, prostitution, fanaticism, software.
-- Charles Willeford, "Miami Blues"
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Your two-person plan is quietly recruiting strangers, so bring snacks.

The Sun is in Virgo
The Moon is in Capricorn
Moon phase is Waxing Gibbous
Vesta is in Aries
Mercury is direct

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We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.
-- Marie Ebner von Eschenbach
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It is not for me to attempt to fathom the inscrutable workings of Providence.
-- The Earl of Birkenhead
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