What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a bear who loves art? Pablo Bearcasso. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why do cows go to outer space? To see the milky way. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a pig that plays sports? A ball hog. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Hoy compartimos la camiseta de “Congratulations, you're a nerd” de Futurama: redbubble.com/i/camiseta/C...

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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What did one wall say to the other? “I’ll meet you at the corner.” #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

✨ Reimbursement Opprotunity✨

My cute little projector was $150 and now you mutts have my blessing to cover it! Run along now

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What do you call a duck that gets all the good grades? A wise quacker. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish with no tail? A fish-stick. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer