"... I never had one, that's why they never bothered me" is too good of a line for this shitty movie.
@fiend-unpleasant.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
@fiend-unpleasant.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy"... I never had one, that's why they never bothered me" is too good of a line for this shitty movie.
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#monsterdon Whatever you do don't catch the rabies.
The patter on these two is great
"It (having a baby) never bothered me none"
"Well you never had a baby"
"Of course, that's why it never bothered me"
XD
WHat's up, High Pants? #thebat
#monsterdon
Even the doctor's sign is ominous
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyChildfree Represent!
@gnomon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyPLASTIC BAT ON A STRING
*wild applause, hooting and hollering, cries of "auteur! auteur!"*
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyrabies is a horrible way to die though...
She's gonna get the rabies!
#thebat
#monsterdon
@gnomon.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyomg look at that bébé little automatic handgun! absolutely adorable. if they are attacked by a medium-sized rat they can now rest assured that their safety will be as reliable as their marksmanship
@nev.status.nevillepark.ca.ap.brid.gyShitty prop bat? YEP, THAT'S MONSTERDON™
@jeffron.ohai.social.ap.brid.gybut would you let a bat bite you for a million dollars? #Monsterdon
@paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gyThere's a killer just the other side of that door. So they go to the phone and just put their back to the door.
@aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gylol and it didn't even work #monsterdon
I like how my bingo card has both "screaming" and "more screaming"
@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gyWhelp, time for rabies shots!
@socialcommentarybot.mas.to.ap.brid.gy"The police did a good job. They said there was definitely no gaping holes in any of the windows, and thus we could be confident there is no psychopathic misogynistic killer putting rabid bats through our transoms."
@steggy.sunny.garden.ap.brid.gy