Another day desporting herself at Strand on the Green, but still no Kew of admirers

Another day desporting herself at Strand on the Green, but still no Kew of admirers
"Gwendoline! Don't just sit there like butter wouldn't melt! I know it was you that stole my sails to make your dress!" #GirlsOwnCC
(Shouting) “£2000 and I’ll take you over to France no questions asked. I’ll even give you a life jacket.”
(To himself) “And I definitely won’t put you in the little row boat in the middle of the Channel”
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Geraldine managed to avoid the demonstrators in Dover but realised a small boat was her only way to cross the channel.
Silly Jerome has sailed back from Dover without his balaclava ! I'll not knit him another
'Get home and get the tea on, Doris! Protesting immigrants is a men only event.'
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She'd been promised that the glue would hold for one hour. By then, Fineas the Fingering Fisherman would be In the middle of the Bristol Channel in the start of the outflow, and the patch stuck over the hole she made in his hull would unstick.
No more unwelcome fishy fingers again.
"Oy, mrs. Wanna buy a boat?"
Enjoy this Sunday’s caption contest! Give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC
In last Sunday’s caption contest
🥇for a sweet caption in memory of an icon @maggie23.bsky.social
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4th @catju.eurosky.social
Highly commended
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