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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 24, 2026, 11:05 AM

If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets
and fire them all off, wouldn't you?
-- Garrison Keillor
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 24, 2026, 9:05 AM

Mater artium necessitas.
[Necessity is the mother of invention].
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@kunstudio.bsky.social Sep 24, 2026, 9:01 AM

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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 24, 2026, 7:05 AM

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well
as afterward.
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@lronlacy.bsky.social Sep 24, 2026, 6:58 AM

#Fortune for #SEPTEMBER 1944
‘Surplus Disposal’
Illustration by Peter Piening (1908-1977 👉ALT)
Cover of *Fortune*, September 1944
#FortuneCover #illustration #illustrationart #illustrationartists #PeterPiening #graphicdesign #graphicdesigner

Image from https://poulwebb.blogspot.com/2021/01/fortune-magazine-part-3.html:
‘M. Peter Piening (1908 - 1977) born in Grabow, Germany, was a German-American graphic designer as well as professor of advertising design and director of the design centre at Syracuse University. Piening spent his early career freelancing as an illustrator and artist for various publishing companies, eventually settling in Paris to work for Conde-Nast's French publication of Vogue. In 1934 he moved to the United States to work in Conde-Nast's New York City office. For the next two decades, Piening worked for many important advertising agencies and magazine publishers, including the N. W. Ayer and J. Walker Thompson agencies and Life and Fortune magazines. As art director for Life in the 1930s and for Fortune in the 1940s, Piening completely redesigned the layout of each magazine. He also redesigned the layouts for thirty-four other major American magazines, including Town & Country and Cosmopolitan.’

@freaksquirrel.net Sep 24, 2026, 5:05 AM

God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 24, 2026, 3:05 AM

I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diploma for my mother.
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 24, 2026, 1:05 AM

It is better to remain childless than to father an orphan.
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@tinyhoroscopes.com Sep 24, 2026, 12:18 AM

Something good edges closer, all while you very seriously study the menu.

The Sun is in Libra
The Moon is in Aquarius
Moon phase is Waxing Gibbous
Vesta is in Aries
Mercury is direct

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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 23, 2026, 11:05 PM

A woman should have compassion.
-- Kirk, "Catspaw", stardate 3018.2
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 23, 2026, 9:05 PM

Harriet's Dining Observation:
In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats
increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
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@arananaya.bsky.social Sep 23, 2026, 8:30 PM

LIVE on Twitch with more Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave! We continue Dietrich's Route into Ch 11! Hard/Classic
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 23, 2026, 7:05 PM

And this is good old Boston,
The home of the bean and the cod,
Where the Lowells talk only to Cabots,
And the Cabots talk only to God.
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 23, 2026, 5:05 PM

Kramer's Law:
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
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@libellekarolina.bsky.social Sep 23, 2026, 4:25 PM

September 23rd daily fortune.
#cardoftheday #oraclecards #fortune #collectiveenergy #psychicreading #tarotsky

@ensonhbr.bsky.social Sep 23, 2026, 3:44 PM

#Second #Black #MississippiTasia #Fortune #TheIndependentWorld

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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 23, 2026, 3:05 PM

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
-- Erma Bombeck
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 23, 2026, 1:05 PM

A list is only as strong as its weakest link.
-- Don Knuth
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 23, 2026, 11:05 AM

Too ripped. Gotta go.
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 23, 2026, 9:05 AM

It's the Magic that counts.
-- Larry Wall on Perl's apparent ugliness
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