In Trump's Barnum and Bailey world
Billionaire bros are idolized
But that doesn't seem make-believe
If you believe his lies 4/5

Trump's fascist, it's plain to see
How happy we could be
If fools could see through lies 5/5

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Trump Is Only a Paper King v1.3
["It’s Only a Paper Moon" Ella Fitzgerald and others]

Trump is only a paper king
Dragging U.S. to our demise
But he doesn't seem make-believe
If you believe his lies 1/5

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Putin Loves Me (Trump Bible song)
[Anna Bartlett Warner et al, “Jesus Loves Me”]

Putin loves me, this I know.
Bulging trousers tell me so.
In Helsinki he was strong.
For a short man, his is long. 1/4

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Outro]
Oh, ball-less wankers, ball-less wankers
Ball-less wankers, ball-less wankers
Ball-less wankers, ball-less wankers
Ball-less wankers, ball-less wankers
Ball-less wankers, ball-less wankers
Ball-less wankers, oh— 8/8

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Chorus]
Lincoln had balls, oh, Reagan had balls
And Trump has the balls collected from us all
We're at his beck and call, like we're his Barbie dolls
But like Barbie's Ken we've got no balls at all 4/8

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

No Balls (Trump GOP) v1.2
[AC/DC "Big Balls"]

[Verse 1]
I'm a player in Washington society
But I've never been good at propriety
And I always serve the billionaires, for whom GOP crawls
So most people say I've got no balls at all 1/8

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Chorus]
To sell Trump propaganda
To sell Trump propaganda
His GOP minions are amoral liars
Brazen amoral liars
They bullshit us, pile it deeper and deeper 3/6

[Bridge]
Rrrrrr, ha-ha, [guitar solo work, other Trump babble sounds] 4/6

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Verse]
They say Trump's not a liar
They say Trump's not a liar, he is a saint
They worship Trump, they worship Trump
Propaganda
Propaganda
Propaganda from Trump 2/6

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Awake from your cult madness
Trump's heart is made of stone
There's nothing in him caring
And he's oligarchy-owned 5/6

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Stop thinkin' revolution
Like that angry demagogue
Trump was never a business genius
And his brain is now in fog 3/6

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

It Ain't Trump Bitch v1.6
[Bob Dylan "It Ain't Me Babe"]

Pull your heads out of your asses
And some words of wisdom heed
Trump's not the one to lead us
Trump's not the one we need 1/6

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Not this is 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽 #trumpsong

You have seen me on my knees
It was you I had to please
But I'm El Supremo now, so the world needs to bow
Like my spineless GOP 4/6

[Chorus] 5/6

Once Putin’s clown
Still Putin’s clown 6/6

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Putin’s Clown (Trump) v1.3
[The Everly Brothers "Cathy’s Clown"]

[Chorus]
: Don't need your funding anymore
: Now that I'm getting bribes galore
: And yet whenever you're around
: I still feel like Putin’s clown 1/6

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

We learned to fear Russia
Sheer size gives it might
If another world war comes
Their evil we'll fight
But Trump adores Putin
His mentor and guide
He's a ruthless dictator
But Trump's on his side 6/10

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

U.S. is broken, Founders' worst nightmare
Please be plainspoken with MAGA fools
Tell them this sad truth: Donald Trump can't care
Help them to see through GOP tools 4/4

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

U.S. Is Broken (Trump) v1.5
[Cat Stevens "Morning Has Broken"]

U.S. is broken, Founders' worst nightmare
Voters have spoken, many unwise
Too few perceiving signs that were laid bare
Many believing Trump's brazen lies 1/4

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Pre-Chorus]
And each time we tell ourselves that he's, well, he's really insane
Well, then we see he owns the rabble, and we suck up once again
We say come on, come on, come on, come on and take it 5/8

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Pre-Chorus]
But each time we tell ourselves that he's, well, he's gone too far
Well, then we always show the world we can lower the bar
We tell him to come on, come on, come on, come on and take it 2/8

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Are we now screwed?
Is our end near?
Losing democracy now is a real fear.
Let's vote out Trump clowns,
All GOP clowns.
Let's clean house this year! 5/5

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult