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@savethetick.bsky.socialTHE TICK: My word is my warranty.
@savethetick.bsky.socialTHE TERROR: Never told you two poor dumbasses what the secret ingredient is, did I?
HANNITY: Uh, Garrets dead, sir. You killed him at this morning's meeting.
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@savethetick.bsky.socialSUPERIAN: Not everything that glows gives you superpowers. And no, that glowing ooze is not magic.
@savethetick.bsky.socialDOT (sees Overkill taking 'human furniture'): You need a floor lamp?
OVERKILL: I need a piece of this tech. Might be the only way to track down The Duke.
DOT: Overkill, you can't steal a person.
OVERKILL: I can totally steal a person.
@savethetick.bsky.socialOVERKILL: You'll get hooked on it. I can tell. You're tweaked like that.
DOT: Tweaked.
OVERKILL: People who are all there don't do this kind of thing by choice. But you, you're a natural. We should talk about your superpower, though.
@savethetick.bsky.socialTHE TICK: Your responsibility is in the fresh out there with me, fighting with the ever-churning butter churners of evil. That's the big time. That's the show. That is who you are.
@savethetick.bsky.socialTHE TICK: You're already at stage 3: 'The hero rejects the call.' But Destiny is on the line, Arthur, and she's calling collect. Accept the charges, Arthur. Accept them.
@savethetick.bsky.socialTHE TICK: You should really learn your neighbors' names, Arthur. It will make group hugs less awkward for everyone.
@savethetick.bsky.socialARTHUR: You're part of the-the Righteous Squad, right?
SAGE: I am. For now, anyway. We're having an overpopulation issue. Team's got 12 permanent members, plus the B-squad and the C-squad.
THE TICK: Sounds tight at the HQ.
SAGE: No joke.
@savethetick.bsky.socialTHE TICK: Aren't we all just ships at sea, passing each other in the night, getting bored and boarding each other while the waves wave on by?
@savethetick.bsky.socialTHE TERROR: Everest wants to play. Good. I want to punch him in his mother's face! Let's go do that.
@savethetick.bsky.socialARTHUR (eating a croissant): Ah, man. Mmm. This is particularly good.
THE TICK: Buttery in all the right places.
HOBBES: That would be our nano-butter. Like regular butter, but smaller, more advanced.
THE TICK: Small butter. Keen.
@savethetick.bsky.socialARTHUR: uh… w-what are you doing here?
FLEXON: Me? Oh, I got a bit of a gambling problem. The problem is I'm too good at gambling.
@savethetick.bsky.socialTHE TICK: The call of that sweet lioness we name Destiny. Doesn't just bring the good guys onto the field. Oh, no. Villainy gets a turn at bat. And it plays only the hardest of balls.
@savethetick.bsky.socialKING: (on The Princess Bride): How many times have we watched this now?
DANGERBOAT: Oh, I don't know. Who's counting? I suppose I am. It's part of my programming. I log everything. We've seen it 23 times.
KING: 23 times. Ha! Inconceivable!
@savethetick.bsky.socialTHE TERROR: Is that Derek?
MS. LINT: He's my ex-husband.
THE TERROR: I.T. Derek? The Derek that set up the WI-Fi in my old lair Derek?
@savethetick.bsky.socialF&S MANAGER: Arthur, if I open this, am I gonna see some kind of… bunny outfit?
ARTHUR: No, you won't.
F&S MANAGER: Good, good.
ARTHUR: It's more of a moth outfit. Moth-inspired.
@savethetick.bsky.socialTHE TICK: Our precious institutions stand as the pilliard embodiments of our values and security. But when the cosmic truths we held so dear become unreliable, even a superhero's mightiest tummy will bloat with agitated butterflies.