Kenny Rogers is having a crisis of faith. #TheGates #FrightClub
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@avantgardea.bsky.socialKenny Rogers is having a crisis of faith. #TheGates #FrightClub
@amylouna.bsky.socialDid he seem nice/trustworthy when you were a kid?
@filmfatale217.bsky.socialWhy did he trust that lady? She may be Black but she lives in that place! Our protagonists are not the smartest.
@amylouna.bsky.socialAnd faith-based gated community.
@trendtags.bsky.social@avantgardea.bsky.socialDude's looking way too much like Gambler-era Kenny Rogers, not Roasters-era. #TheGates #FrightClub
@avantgardea.bsky.socialOnly the Van Der Beek Meek shall inherit the Earth. The rest will be too busy trying to figure out how to spit a verse. #TheGates #FrightClub
@amylouna.bsky.social@avantgardea.bsky.social"Spit a verse"? Is that even legal to say if you're not Gen Z? #TheGates #FrightClub
@amylouna.bsky.socialI would love that.
@avantgardea.bsky.socialDude could only be more intimidating if he had a propeller on top of his beanie. #TheGates #FrightClub
@amylouna.bsky.social
@pmoll.bsky.socialπ ikr? I joined late but the whole vibe/setting feels like a FNL sequel, which is all I need
#FrightClub
#TheGates
@avantgardea.bsky.socialIf this chad likes it, I'd say it must be Milort, but they're not in Chicagoland. #TheGates #FrightClub
@filmfatale217.bsky.socialDo NOT do shots with these random white frat boys! What the hell is wrong with you??
@bobloblaw72.bsky.socialSo after the Dillon Panthers won the state championship, Buddy Garrity became a religious nut in some sort of compound? That definitely tracks.
#FrightClub
#TheGates
#FridayNightLights
@avantgardea.bsky.socialHe needs to use the Tin Man's oil can on that gimpy knee of his. #TheGates #FrightClub
@amylouna.bsky.social"Pony nub." Hahahaha!
@filmfatale217.bsky.socialFun fact: the pastor of the church I went to as a kid later beat his wife to death with a piece of firewood.