@semitruth.bsky.socialBusiness Grads Skip the Line, Declare Bankruptcy as Their New Career Move
MBA at 22, borrowed millions, CEO by 23, bankrupt by 25. The shortcut to the C-suite nobody warned you about.
#Finance #MBALife #StartupCulture #FinancialLiteracy #satire
@semitruth.bsky.socialUber Cuts 3,000 Jobs to Free Employees for 'Happiness Consultant' Careers
Uber is laying off 3,000 people and calling it a "liberation initiative" to pursue their true passion: becoming happiness consultants.…
#Finance #CorporateAbsurdity #TechLayoffs #StartupCulture #satire