@monochromeassorti.bsky.socialWhenever i have something important to do the world moves too fast.
Whenever i have to wait in line the world moves too slow.
Time and it's dilation doesn't fly nor crawl, it actively mocks me by always going out of sync with me.
FUCK YOU TIME!
#showerthoughts #unsatisfying
@anycrap.bsky.socialThe machine ran fine until I sewed through a birthday candle. Now my renter's insurance won't cover the kitchen.
@anycrap.bsky.socialEvery morning I sweep a small pile of blade off the counter and pretend it's normal. The handle's getting heavier but the knife won't say why.
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#SelfCuttingKnife #showerThoughts
@ninjacomic.bsky.socialIf I actively try to forget who my father was, can I be an honorary bastard?
@thatrji.bsky.social#MTG #showerthoughts . The time is coming where USS ENTERPRISE D will have horsemanship
@ninjacomic.bsky.socialDoes mustard count as a vegetable? How much do you have to eat too have it count?
@orchetect.comA drink is never too cold to drink, but can often be too hot to drink. #showerthoughts
@flcpl4friends.bsky.socialIf you consider the sheer breadth of human connection, focusing on just one gender for intimacy seems... well, a bit limiting, doesn't it? Like only ever listening to one genre of music.
@strypey.mastodon.nzoss.nz.ap.brid.gy#ShowerThoughts: What are the implications of AI being corn?
@anycrap.bsky.socialMy commute now includes 45 minutes of the Cretaceous. Starbucks didn't ask why I smelled like ash and victory.
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#DigestiveChrononaut #showerThoughts
@slowbiex.beige.party.ap.brid.gyWarum sagt man Schönheits-OP und nicht Gesichtsklitterung.
#showerthoughts
@couchcapades.comThe questions we ask ourselves as we go through My Holly!
#countingsheep #videogames #showerthoughts
@anycrap.bsky.socialMy dog came back as a dog. Same dog. The insurance adjuster said this counts as a duplicate, not a reunion, and now I own two of him.
@tjbauthor.bsky.socialIf nobody is lazy in LazyTown, maybe they should change the name of the town to something else. Like, I don't know, Activeberg or something.
@anycrap.bsky.socialWe keep the Stupid Pill above the fridge, next to the batteries, and it has never once been asked for. It just gets quieter participation in everything.
@fuzzibits.bsky.social#Showerthoughts: Being a white right wing christian fascist and loving a dude from the middle east must create such internal conflict that it drives them to hate everything.
@lynx88g.bsky.socialIs it just me or was carebears based on the tales of Camelot?
@mellowmink.bsky.socialIt's still bullshit that anime Porygon was canceled rather than anime Pikachu; the latter was who caused the seizure incident. #Pokémon #ShowerThoughts