I’m trying to figure out how they are supposed to fall in love and kiss and shag while they’re effectively in body condoms?

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru

Each day uses a quarter of our oxygen.

So you have 4 days of air.

Are those earth days or mars days? Metric or imperial?

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"At the beginning of the fourth day... how long we'd been wandering we couldn't tell"

um, friend, you just did

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SKARRO?!

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We’ve just escaped a cave with our lives. We nearly got lost in it and died. Now we are outside. Oh! What’s that? A cave? We must go in it immediately. Even if it means risking our lives.
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We have wandered in these caves for what seems like days. Luckily, none of us has needed to use the bathroom. Or eat.
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Metallophone doing the work of a theramin. Very impressive
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The fog protects us. But we can’t see shit. Who knows what dangers lurk in the fog we shouldn’t have created.
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Charlie, it's literally six inches away and you're missing. STOP WASTING AMMO.

#monsterdon #MonsterMiru

If getting the main stage is the only hope for your band's survival, you are already fucked. Just saying.

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"WIll it work?" "No, but it's a great act - once!"

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And we say goodbye to the yawning jaws of death. They fucked off into the sea, over the sea, and under the sea. Every kind of fucking off with a sea was done.
#monstermiru #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon

Good thing that gunshot doesn’t bleed. You know what sharks do when they smell blood.
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You’re gonna need SEVERAL sharks to eat boss Hogg.
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Guy whose one job was protecting the sharks realises what a fuck-up he is.
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This is shark-lover versus whale lover.
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Gilligan is older, with a beard. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #monstermiru

Right. Because shark fishermen stand in the crowsnest and shoot a rifle. That’s how they do it.
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He is swimming. With. A. Cigar. In. His. Mouth.

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Fucking private equity. “Everywhere I go, I will have friends among the sharks.”

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