Happy National Techies Day!!! Jokes about tech support really turn me off. And then back on...
#NationalTechiesDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up the fashionable words of Freddie Mercury...
#FreddieMercury #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, celebrating National Chili Week with a design from my store @TeePublic - I ate 5-alarm chili last night and today there's an emergency at my southern border... #HotHotHot #ChiliPepper #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/7547...

Believe me, it's good enough you're on fire. You don't have to start showing off with a handstand... #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.upi.com/Odd_News/202...

Kenny The Bartender here, with a warning about wormholes. Here's design from my store @eBay - What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm... #Wormhole #Apple #PhysicsHumor #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29871740...

Happy National Name Your Car Day!!! If you run in front of a car you'll get tired. But if you run behind a car you'll get exhausted...
#NameYourCarDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up the always wise words of Willie Nelson...
#WillieNelson #BeYourself #KennyTheBartenderTees

Life is full of lemons, right? Here's a design in my shop @TeePublic - What does a judge have in his lemonade? Just ice...
#WhenLifeGivesYouLemons #Lemonade #Lemons #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9171...

For the bass player in your life. Or, for the bass fisherman in your life. Of for the bass-playing bass fisherman in your life...Here's a shirt in my store @eBay
#Bass #Musician #Fishing #Bassguitar #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29842883...

Happy National Homemade Cookies Day!!! Websites tell you they use "cookies" to improve performance. Coincidentally, so do I...
#HomemadeCookiesDay #Cookies #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up the very musical words of Phil Collins...
#PhilCollins #InTheAirTonight #KennyTheBartenderTees

Sooner or later, we're all extinct, right? Here's a design in my store @TeePublic - Never fight a dinosaur. You'll get "jurasskicked"...
#Dinosaur #Jurassic #Extinction #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8133...

I think we're all going to be very disappointed to learn that even distant planet radio stations play 20 minutes of commercials per hour... #KennyTheBartenderTees
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Kenny The Bartender here and, based on my experience around Golden Retrievers, Zoomies Happen. Here's a shirt in my store @eBay - Woof!
#ZoomiesHappen #GoldenRetriever #DogShirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29854054...

October (starting tomorrow) is National Book Month!!! A book fell on my head today. I only have my shelf to blame...
#NationalBookMonth #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up the logical words of Leonard Nimoy...
#LeonardNimoy #Share #KennyTheBartenderTees

I'm continuing my celebration of National Coffee Day because life demands it. Coffee and dogs. That's all I need. Oh, & beer. Here's a shirt from my store @TeePublic
#LifeIsRuff #Dogs #Coffee #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9536...

If I was a porta potty, I'd run away too...
#PortaPotty #KennyTheBartenderTees
pix11.com/news/local-n...

I read the news today, oh boy...Here's a shirt in my store @eBay - Remember, stupid is always, always, always, possible! #Stupid #Dumb #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29824694...

Happy National Coffee Day!!! 'Seeing all of these coffee jokes lately. I'm getting Deja Brew...
#NationalCoffeeDay #Coffee #KennyTheBartenderTees