'A good rendition but spoiled by stamping on the old gentleman's feet mistaking them for the pedals'

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When it was Arthur‘s turn to be called upon to perform a party piece, the genteel onlookers were somewhat taken aback by his surprising decision to launch into such a spirited rendition of the 1812 Overture, performed merely through the unique medium of loud vigorous flatulence… #GirlsOwnCC

The Birling family stopped mid-recital as Ernest stride into the room. “Your butler has asked me to tell you” he announced “that an Inspector has called. An inspector Goole, I understand”
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"I thought we said no weirdy-beardies? We're supposed to be a boy band, dammit."

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"The President has had an embarrassing accident. Any volunteers?" #GirlsOwnCC

Clarence and Emilia's rendition of "Indian Love Call" came to an abrupt halt when Clarence forgot the words to the second verse.
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Darwin was always angry, later, about the lack of a writing credit on Don't You Want Me.

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#GirlsOwnCC "Do you happen to know the tune to that seminal classic, Go Compare?"

It's half eleven, Emily! Honestly, that's all I meant when I said it was a bit late to be playing the virginal.
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"Okay... Kid Rock sheet music, professional screamer, bowl of fake blood and firecrackers... All right! We're ready for the President's rally tonight! Let's get out there and give the folks from the nursing home a great rally!" #GirlsOwnCC

"So, we're all agreed? We never speak of last Sunday's caption competition debauchery ever again."

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Cecil started the ritual to make him irresistible to women by casting the herbs into a steaming bowl on the mantelpiece but was interrupted by Deborah’s parents both inviting him to join them upstairs.
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No, no. Lets try that bit again. It's "I'm a bad mother-fucker, dontcha know. I'll climb over fifty good pussies just to get to one fat boy's arsehole."

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Mary had fixed her inflatable Brahms to the piano. Eleanor pulled the toggle to inflate her Greig, though it was only half the size she’d expected. “The toggle or the Grieg?” thought Mary idly. #GirlsOwnCc

"Not now Stilgoe."
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