Sometimes I like to bring a flash light to the movies and just have all the rows move down for no reason.
#Movies #Theatres #Prank #Joke #Funny #lol #Funnyshit #laugh #haha #Humour

#LaughterIsTheBestMedicine #Banter #Humour #Humor #Joy #Laugh #Laughter #funnyshit #meme #memes #funny #hilarious #lol
Gas prices are so high I went to 3 different dealerships for test drives just to run my errands.
Had a rough sleep-- covers on, too hot. Covers off, too cold. UGH!
...one foot out would probably have beeb okay, but I didn't want to be dragged out of bed 'paranormal activity' style.
#Horror #sleep #paranormal #movie #funny #lol #Humour #funnyshit #laugh #Hoke
#LaughterIsTheBestMedicine #Banter #Humour #Humor #Joy #Laugh #Laughter #funnyshit #meme #memes #funny #hilarious #lol
Someone asked today if I was ready for the fall, and it took me a minute to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society.
An oldie but always a goody.
#Pumpkin #Barbour #Halloween #funny #lol #Humour #funnyshit #haha
I've done this to telemarketers...
#Funny #prank #annoying #telemarketers #retaliation #lol #funnyshit #laugh #humour
Be a man...
#Halloween #dedication #Devotion #funny #meme #lol #funnyshit #laugh #memes #Movie
They say money can’t buy happiness.
...but it can buy bacon, and that's pretty friggin' close.
#Bacon #Food #happiness #Funny #lol #Humour #laugh #viralpost #funnyshit #haha
I saw her haste, how she went into an almost full sprint to reach me. She saw me too. What she DIDN’T see was my left index finger eagerly pressing the “close door” button.
...alas, she didn’t make it and I ascended to the top floor alone.
I love elevator games.
#LaughterIsTheBestMedicine #Banter #Humour #Humor #Joy #Laugh #Laughter #funnyshit #meme #memes #funny #hilarious #lol
Jupiter just made the exact face you make at 3am after your fourth espresso.