True, dat!

A sharp tongue and a dull mind are often found in the same head.

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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

- Mark Twain

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🐝 Watch for a stranger near you to soon become a friend. #friends #bees #fortunecookie

Get drunk and fall over and piss your pants. Who gives a shit. There is always tomorrow to clean that mess up.

- Liam Gallagher

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🐝 You will soon be involved in many gatherings and parties. #party #bees #fortunecookie

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People take comfort in being a slave.

- Tempest

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Healthy vision is the key to seeing through bullshit.

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Even in armed conflict, at the worst times, the core of humanity must be preserved.

- ICRC

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You really should be woodsmaxxing.

- @rand_longevity / Twitter

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Very few will be saved, and most of them will be monks.

- St Peter Damian

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Take the office and your responsibilities very seriously, but not yourself.

- Harald V

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