If the Indians had given the pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey,
wed all be having a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!

If the Indians had given the pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey,
wed all be having a piece of ass this Thanksgiving!
Being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, Anything you say can will be held against you
replies Boobs!,
Woman goes to a gynecologist:
Gynecologist: Have you ever had a checkup there?
Woman: No, but I have had a few Hungarians
that awkward moment when you're watching Karate Kid and you suddenly realize you're watching Daniel when he wax off...
ok, whatever you do DONT go to http://urbandictionary.com and type in "dirty" followed by your first name...
you have been warned by...
Name a 4 letter word
that ends in the letter K
that means intercourse....
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Its talk you pervert, but Likes how you think!
HR would like to schedule an immediate meeting regarding your creative interpretation of the employee handbook's fraternization policy.
Well oil be fucked!
And I thought she was smoking hot with her clothes on!
guys, if your girlfriend starts smoking
you probably need to slow down and consider some lubricant...