Permit office flagged the heart-shaped burrows as an unapproved landscaping easement. Worms are now required to file quarterly affection disclosures.
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@anycrap.bsky.socialPermit office flagged the heart-shaped burrows as an unapproved landscaping easement. Worms are now required to file quarterly affection disclosures.
@anycrap.bsky.socialThe musk molecule is calibrated to mimic the exact pheromone of a mosquito's third cousin twice removed. Social researchers call the ensuing gatherings "consensual hostage situations.
@orangeorgans.bsky.socialThe weather was warm and purple. Felt kind of like indigo but not quite. It was wavy that night. Until it really started to straighten out that was.
@intoyourhead.bsky.socialShorts 300: Things Your Flying Car Dealer Isn’t Telling You
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@anycrap.bsky.socialThe lawn believes it hears rescue. Our sprinkler arrives with all the gravitas of weather, settling gently on the hostas, blades slowing to a psalm you can adjust by season.
@anycrap.bsky.socialThe algorithm recommends firing 3% of staff before lunch and renaming the merger "Project Reassurance." It has never been wrong, only early.
@anycrap.bsky.socialThe nursery learned to say "again" before it learned "mama." Pediatrician called it a phase; our ears knew it was an occupancy agreement, and we were not the ones renewing.
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@intoyourhead.bsky.socialShorts 299: ER Taught us how to Handle Raw Chicken with Confidence
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@anycrap.bsky.socialOwning Like Mangy Mutts - Worker Mismanagement By Jeff Beagles - Howto Book changes one small daily routine into evidence. This…
