I keep exhaling near the screen to see if it holds. It holds. That's the part I can't get past.
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#MacBookAirMadeOfAir #showerThoughts
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@anycrap.bsky.socialI keep exhaling near the screen to see if it holds. It holds. That's the part I can't get past.
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#MacBookAirMadeOfAir #showerThoughts
@xy-moon.bsky.socialQuestion. Does anyone follow step 4 or y'all just waawfuuuawwwfoooo for the first 2 minutes like I do?
@cherryvtuberpupper.bsky.socialPeople fighting over DLC wasn't a thing when they were kids, lol; they were... just called it something else. DLCs were just called Special Editions; I'll fight to my grave about this, lol
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#gaming #retrogame #showerthoughts
@ninjacomic.bsky.socialAre Tabi socks just mittens for your feet?
Does that mean Toe socks are really gloves?
@skyyrizon.bsky.socialThe soap-dish phone balancing act, retired.
For the shower playlist that shouldn't require sacrifice.
@ninjacomic.bsky.socialI'd imagine, if you did landscaping for a living, your home lawn would either br amazing or terrible. Who really wants to bring that kind of work home?
@renetascian.bsky.socialWeird funny thought...
How Anime Characters react to being hungry, feels almost like the reaction of an Eldritch entity being confined to flesh, and experiencing ordinary hunger for the first time.
#ShowerThoughts #Memes
@icecodenew.bsky.social#ShowerThoughts 该怎么把“小巧思”翻译成日语呢？
说到巧思，对应的日语应该是“趣向”。但是这个词虽然是名词，查词典里的例句和语料库，都找不到类似“○○の趣向”这样的表达
打个不恰当的比方，想用这种表达翻译网络用语里的“还有小巧思哦”、“这是谁谁的巧思么”之类的句子，感觉就像是在讲“还有身高哦”、“这是他的身高”，很奇怪
而且小巧思的“小”也想不到怎么挤进去……觉得这实在是很有趣的一项挑战，期待路过的大佬不吝赐教
@ninjacomic.bsky.socialAnyone know why Hanes ships their underwear in a ziplock bag? I can't speak for the rest of you, but that's not how I store my underpants.
@kagesatsuki.comWhen you think about it, the #FFXIV *Mog*station is currently living up to its name
@anycrap.bsky.socialWe budgeted for one plumbus and it filed as a second employee. Now it wants VR time in the lease.
@anycrap.bsky.socialIt's a gun for Russian roulette. The engineers added a small calendar inside so the chamber knows which month you've been dreading.
@anycrap.bsky.socialThe chopsticks dream of spooning. They whisper soup ratios in their sleep and wake cupping nothing.
@suspsygalactica.bsky.socialWe are taught , "Ask and you shall receive"
How about...
"Beg and you shall receive?"
@monochromeassorti.bsky.socialWhenever i have something important to do the world moves too fast.
Whenever i have to wait in line the world moves too slow.
Time and it's dilation doesn't fly nor crawl, it actively mocks me by always going out of sync with me.
FUCK YOU TIME!
#showerthoughts #unsatisfying
@anycrap.bsky.socialThe machine ran fine until I sewed through a birthday candle. Now my renter's insurance won't cover the kitchen.
@anycrap.bsky.socialEvery morning I sweep a small pile of blade off the counter and pretend it's normal. The handle's getting heavier but the knife won't say why.
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#SelfCuttingKnife #showerThoughts
@ninjacomic.bsky.socialIf I actively try to forget who my father was, can I be an honorary bastard?