@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 1:59 PM Why did the stadium feel cold? All the fans left. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 1:35 PM Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 1:24 PM Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 1:13 PM What do you call a fish in a tuxedo? Sofishticated. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 1:00 PM Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 12:35 PM Why don’t bicycles like parties? They hate getting two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
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@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 12:28 PM Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 12:14 PM Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 12:01 PM Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 11:52 AM Why don’t flamingos play poker? They hate having their feathers ruffled. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 11:35 AM What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 11:25 AM Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 11:14 AM Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 11:01 AM What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 10:52 AM What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 10:27 AM What’s brown and sticky? A stick. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 10:14 AM What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
@phil-dumphy.bsky.socialOct 16, 2026, 10:01 AM What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? Pup-eroni. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer