@gidgetwidget.bsky.social
@tententsrecs.bsky.socialPicking up Marcus Mariota last minute and starting him today tracks with my luck in general this FFB season. #FML
@bedknobsnbodywash.bsky.socialCheck out this song! Dissident Aggressor … www.iheart.com/artist/slaye... why can I be one of those guys who gets a shout from the naked girls, for buying tiny clothes other dudes will be getting to take off?? Oh?? All my money goes to toys n farm equipment!!! 😬 #FML😆😆
@yuliasilvae.bsky.socialWell.
In the eight or so minutes I was in the grocery store, someone busted the lock off my car and tried to break in. (They were unsuccessful.)
Desperate times create desperate people. Watch your surroundings, don’t leave valuables in your vehicles, and park in well-lit areas.
@rilaoi.bsky.socialHow my day started, pretty sure the coffee is trying to give me a middle finger as well.
@baardh.eurosky.social-Hei Google, hva slags sopp?
-Kantarell!
-Sikker? Ikke falsk?
-Ja, {liste med detaljer} viser tydelig at det er ekte kantarell!
Tok med hjem. Madammen sier falsk kantarell...
-Hei Google, er dette ekte eller falsk kantarell?
-Helt tydelig falsk, som kan sees på {liste med detaljer}
@micaleesmith.bsky.socialMe: I've got nothing planned tomorrow, so I can stay up late and sleep in.
My Body At 10pm: So very tired. Can't go on. Must sleep.
Me: I need to be up earlier than normal, so I better get to bed early.
My Body At 3am: Nine, ten, never sleep again...
@firusvg.bsky.socialBe afraid. Be very afraid.
Trump was reportedly pushed into invading Venezuela by conversation with #Grok futurism.com/artificial-i... #AI #GenAI #LLM #zeitgeist #FML
@soranasantos.bsky.socialThey were right! 🔮
@themissingdigit.bsky.socialMy kid told me that he farts poops... the most intelligent thing I've heard today. #FML
Brand New Comic while themissingdigit.com is being fixed…
@bornangelauthor.bsky.socialIt’s October 1st, which means pre orders for signed copies of AN ANGEL ENRAGED ends tonight at 11:59 EST… and I’m still 2 short of my 10 goal. Is it too much to ask for life and the algorithm gods to give me one win???
#AuthorLife #fml #Books #Sale #WritingCommunity
@slothrop.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy
@gib-berjabber.bsky.socialI think is sucks that the thing I struggle the most with is a thing people say "oh I wish I could have that in MY relationship"... it's passing me off. #hypersexual #FML
@jossie-the-cat.bsky.socialThey both could rent their foreheads and advertise for their Senator!
#walking #billboard #fml
@ronniethezombie.bsky.socialWhen you finally start doing your daily walks again and the universe decides to give you tendinitis. #fml
@tcaspers.bsky.socialGrundsätzlich ja eine gute Idee, schon Sonntags nach HH zu fahren, damit man Montag pünktlich zum Businesscaspern da ist und unterwegs noch ein paar Counts mitnehmen kann.
Blöd nur, wenn drölftausend andere Businesscasper die gleiche Idee hatten.
(2h von Tanke Soltau bis Hafencity) #FML