No horsing around this Halloween, that’s unbridled terror!

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ya me pongo yo solito de cara a la pared

Ah would you stop. 😂 #Dadjoke

Why don't robots ever panic?

They have nerves of steel — literally.

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Why did the scuba diver get bad grades in sports?

Because he was always below C level.

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Why do dermatologists take forever?

They avoid rash decisions.

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What is the best way to carve?
Whittle by whittle.

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A Staged #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy #fun

He was gil-tay of the foul.

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What did the stud say when it was installed in the wall?

I'm feeling very framed right now!

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Do you need your funny bone tickled? Guess what?!? CasualCoo will do that for you
tomorrow! Stay tune for his weekly "Casually Funny!" #funny #badjoke #badjokes #dadjoke #dadjokes #forthecasual #worldofwarcrafthumour #worldofwarcraft

What do you call a wolf that meditates?

Aware wolf.

#dadjoke #mumjokes #humor

What did the blood cell say when it got lost?

I think I took the wrong artery — now I'm all veined up.

#dadjoke #punny #funny

He is going to have to find another way to make some bucks.

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Why don't mummies take vacations?

They're afraid they'll relax and unwind!

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