Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What did one wall say to the other? "I’ll meet you at the corner." #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the new hire sit on the clock?

They wanted to be on top of their time management.

https://groandeck.com/j/why-did-the-new-hire-sit-on-the-clock

#dadjokes #humor

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

No puns for Stains last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: HIGH HEELS
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 6:00 PM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #puns #HighHeels #arts #dadjokes #bskygames

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

No puns for Condiments last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: STAINS
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 5:00 PM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #punny #Stains #home #dadjokes #funny

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

No puns for Volcanoes last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: CONDIMENTS
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 4:00 PM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #punny #Condiments #food #dadjokes #playtogether