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Hot take: Archduke Beige is the most dangerous man in America because nobody has ever noticed him leave a room.

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Confess to Congress: What's the most expensive thing you've ever broken and blamed on someone else? Senator Snoozeworth says he broke democracy once but it "came like that."

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𝗜𝗳 𝗜 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗚𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗻𝗮𝘃 (𝗔 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘆)

The label says you "suck the tank before chewing it".

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Gov. Flip-Flopson's GPS has given up and now just says "you know what, you choose."

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A girl is missing. Have fear. Inspector Clouneau is on the case.

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Mr. Moneybags McGee: "I don't pay taxes. Taxes pay ME." The IRS has requested a brief meeting. He sent a lawyer made entirely of other, smaller lawyers.

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This Date In Manka Bros History-Oct 8, 1949:

Manka Bros entered the lucrative kid's book market with the preschool title ‘Fred Needs A Head.’ It spawned other hit titles, including ‘Jack Needs A Back’ and ‘Peg Needs A Leg.’

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Gov. Flip-Flopson has come out firmly against flip-flops. He was wearing flip-flops. He then came out firmly in favor of being barefoot, which he opposes.

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Gov. Flip-Flopson was asked "are you a flip-flopper?" and gave the first straight answer of his career: "Depends."

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“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”

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