BOFH excuse #385:

Dyslexics retyping hosts file on servers
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Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some
ordinance under which you can be booked.
-- Robert D. Sprecht, Rand Corp.
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The whole world is a scab. The point is to pick it constructively.
-- Peter Beard
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
-- Groucho Marx
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Computer programmers do it byte by byte.
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Many people resent being treated like the person they really are.
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Dental health is next to mental health.
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Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-18.
(Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
#weatherSQuirreL
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What GOOD is a CARDBOARD suitcase ANYWAY?
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"Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it's not cockroaches!"
-- Mom
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Documentation is the castor oil of programming.
Managers know it must be good because the programmers hate it so much.
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And we heard him exclaim
As he started to roam:
"I'm a hologram, kids,
please don't try this at home!'"
-- Bob Violence
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A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing
but together can decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen
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QOTD:
"What do you mean, you had the dog fixed? Just what made you
think he was broken!"
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Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.
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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
-- Bob Hope
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So so is good, very good, very excellent good:
and yet it is not; it is but so so.
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
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Close cover before striking.
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Fear and loathing, my man, fear and loathing.
-- H. S. Thompson
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Schshschshchsch.
-- The Gorn, "Arena", stardate 3046.2
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