Of the slow pace of work in Hollywood;
"Unless someone comes near my office, I'm going to write MEN on the door."

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On hearing that President Calvin Coolidge had died:
"How could they tell?"

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Oh, I said it all right. You know how it is. A joke. When people expect you to say things, you say things. Isn't that the way it is?

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Rhyme Against Living

If wild my breast and sore my pride,
I bask in dreams of suicide;
If cool my heart and high my head,
I think, "How lucky are the dead!"

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Time doth flit,
Oh shit!

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Oh, I said it all right. You know how it is. A joke. When people expect you to say things, you say things. Isn't that the way it is?

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Unfortunate Coincidence

By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infinite, undying -
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.

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Oscar Wilde

If, with the literate, I am
Impelled to try an epigram,
I never seek to take the credit;
We all assume that Oscar said it.

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The ugliest modern gesture - that of a man looking at his wrist-watch!

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John Huston is doing something called, very simply, The Bible. Now you must admit that's a big job. I think he's going to stop with Moses because he can't stand another moment - he is playing Moses, you see.

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On being told that someone wouldn't hurt a fly:
"Not if it was buttoned up."

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Hauser zwycięża w emocjonującym sprincie mistrzostw świata, Parker ustanawia rekord

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John Huston is doing something called, very simply, The Bible. Now you must admit that's a big job. I think he's going to stop with Moses because he can't stand another moment - he is playing Moses, you see.

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Name for a pet parrot:
"Onan" (because he spilled his seed on the bottom of his cage.)

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Braggart

You will be frail and musty
With peering, furtive head,
While I am young and lusty
Among the roaring dead.

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To a friend who asked her if she liked her hair:
"Lovely. I can't wait for mine to go gray so I can have it made blue."

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Of a play by Channing Pollock:
"The House Beautiful" is The Play Lousy.

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Rhyme Against Living

If wild my breast and sore my pride,
I bask in dreams of suicide;
If cool my heart and high my head,
I think, "How lucky are the dead!"

#DorothyParker #Parker

Oscar Wilde

If, with the literate, I am
Impelled to try an epigram,
I never seek to take the credit;
We all assume that Oscar said it.

#DorothyParker #Parker

George Sand

What time the gifted lady took
Away from paper, pen, and book,
She spent in amorous dalliance
(They do those things so well in France.)

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