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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 7:05 PM

Martin was probably ripping them off. That's some family, isn't it?
Incest, prostitution, fanaticism, software.
-- Charles Willeford, "Miami Blues"
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 5:05 PM

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.
-- Marie Ebner von Eschenbach
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 3:05 PM

It is not for me to attempt to fathom the inscrutable workings of Providence.
-- The Earl of Birkenhead
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 1:05 PM

"Life sucks, but it's better than the alternative."
-- Peter da Silva
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 11:05 AM

Because I don't need to worry about finances I can ignore Microsoft
and take over the (computing) world from the grassroots.
-- Linus Torvalds
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 9:05 AM

Look out! Behind you!
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 7:05 AM

Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing is more difficult
than to understand him.
-- Fyodor Dostoevski
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 5:05 AM

When speculation has done its worst, two plus two still equals four.
-- S. Johnson
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 3:05 AM

A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing.
-- Kirk, "The Menagerie", stardate 3012.4
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 1:16 AM

Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-19.
(Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 1:05 AM

"All the people are so happy now, their heads are caving in. I'm glad they
are a snowman with protective rubber skin"
-- They Might Be Giants
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 11:05 PM

Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 9:05 PM

It just doesn't seem right to go over the river and through the woods
to Grandmother's condo.
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 7:05 PM

Don't take life seriously, you'll never get out alive.
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 5:05 PM

I finally went to the eye doctor. I got contacts. I only need them to
read, so I got flip-ups.
-- Steven Wright
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 3:05 PM

BOFH excuse #385:

Dyslexics retyping hosts file on servers
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 1:05 PM

Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some
ordinance under which you can be booked.
-- Robert D. Sprecht, Rand Corp.
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 11:05 AM

The whole world is a scab. The point is to pick it constructively.
-- Peter Beard
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 9:05 AM

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
-- Groucho Marx
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 19, 2026, 7:05 AM

Computer programmers do it byte by byte.
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