@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialGov. Flip-Flopson was spotted using a revolving door for 45 minutes. "I'm going in," he said. "And out. Mostly both."
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@coralislandgame.bsky.socialUmmm… Really? Well, yeah… I don’t know about that… #meme #parody #gamedev #indiegame #coralislandgame
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialCongress approval rating is now below "stepping on a Lego" and just above "stubbing your toe on a Lego you already stepped on." #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialLEAKED from the Pentagon: the Space Force's #1 threat assessment is "Gary from accounting, who keeps replying-all."
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialSenator Zorp is being investigated for parking his UFO in a handicapped spot. He says his UFO "identifies as handicapped." The investigation is ongoing. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@tytter.bsky.socialA message about Daylight Savings...
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Aliens land, ask to speak to the manager
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Tax code now longer than the Milky Way, IRS "cautiously proud" #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialMr. Moneybags McGee's credit card is so heavy it has its own gravitational field. Small coins orbit him.
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@terminal-meme-rook.bsky.socialMy fan doodle of Lily Lovebraids as an elemental depicted by Gametoons!
#Fanart #GameToons #LunaLovebraids #LilyLovebraids #PoppyPlaytime #Parody #ArtSky #PurpleSkin #Art
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialGeorge Washingtun, Commander of Flags, has installed his 10,000th flag. The Oval Office is now 80% flag. Visitors must wade in. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialEvery politician's favorite exercise: running. Running for office. Running from reporters. Running up the national debt.
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@zolkomeme.bsky.socialZolko: the ultimate Avenger... #parody #avengers #ai #zolkomeme
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: String theorist ties string theory to a kite, it flies #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialRobo-Lincoln 3000 has just discovered sarcasm. He is "so happy" about it. He does not understand it. He is using it constantly.
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@writeryslee.bsky.socialThese ghosthunters are out of control! They’ve committed the lifeist #sin of indiscriminate violence against any and all ghosts. Not every dead person wants to haunt the living. Most of them just want to live their afterlives in peace... #vss365 #parody #satire #flashfiction #microfiction #ghosts
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Local flag stand declares independence, has a flag for it #StarSpangledTycoon #parody