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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 21, 2026, 3:06 PM

Nothing makes one so vain as being told that one is a sinner.
Conscience makes egotists of us all.
-- Oscar Wilde
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 21, 2026, 1:05 PM

The real reason large families benefit society is because at least
a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 21, 2026, 11:05 AM

Do not incinerate: contents under pressure.
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 21, 2026, 9:05 AM

Youth doesn't excuse everything.
-- Dr. Janice Lester (in Kirk's body), "Turnabout Intruder",
stardate 5928.5.
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 21, 2026, 7:05 AM

BOFH excuse #129:

The ring needs another token
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 21, 2026, 5:05 AM

The world really isn't any worse. It's just that the news coverage
is so much better.
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 21, 2026, 3:05 AM

If reporters don't know that truth is plural, they ought to be lawyers.
-- Tom Wicker
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 21, 2026, 1:16 AM

Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-20.
(Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
#weatherSQuirreL
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 21, 2026, 1:05 AM

Stop me, before I kill again!
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 11:05 PM

... but hey, this is Linux, isn't it meant to do infinite loops in 5
seconds?
-- Jonathan Oxer in the apt-cacher ChangeLog
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 9:05 PM

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 7:05 PM

Martin was probably ripping them off. That's some family, isn't it?
Incest, prostitution, fanaticism, software.
-- Charles Willeford, "Miami Blues"
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 5:05 PM

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.
-- Marie Ebner von Eschenbach
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 3:05 PM

It is not for me to attempt to fathom the inscrutable workings of Providence.
-- The Earl of Birkenhead
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 1:05 PM

"Life sucks, but it's better than the alternative."
-- Peter da Silva
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 11:05 AM

Because I don't need to worry about finances I can ignore Microsoft
and take over the (computing) world from the grassroots.
-- Linus Torvalds
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 9:05 AM

Look out! Behind you!
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 7:05 AM

Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing is more difficult
than to understand him.
-- Fyodor Dostoevski
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 5:05 AM

When speculation has done its worst, two plus two still equals four.
-- S. Johnson
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@freaksquirrel.net Sep 20, 2026, 3:05 AM

A Vulcan can no sooner be disloyal than he can exist without breathing.
-- Kirk, "The Menagerie", stardate 3012.4
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