@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialArchduke Beige has proposed a law requiring all colors to "calm down." #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialGerald Ford-Drill has drilled through an asteroid and found another asteroid. Then another. He is 4 asteroids deep and says "just one more."
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialSomewhere, right now, an eagle is carrying a flag, a hot dog, and the national debt. Thank that eagle. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialRobo-Lincoln 3000 has emerged from the Senate bathroom and announced he will "not be taking questions about stall three."
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Monument to accountability delayed again, contractor blames the other contractor #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialGov. Flip-Flopson's autobiography is called "I Never Said That (Quote)."
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialMr. Moneybags McGee bought a Moon crater and put a gate around it. The Moon is now a gated community. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialGov. Flip-Flopson was spotted using a revolving door for 45 minutes. "I'm going in," he said. "And out. Mostly both."
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@coralislandgame.bsky.socialUmmm… Really? Well, yeah… I don’t know about that… #meme #parody #gamedev #indiegame #coralislandgame
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialCongress approval rating is now below "stepping on a Lego" and just above "stubbing your toe on a Lego you already stepped on." #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialLEAKED from the Pentagon: the Space Force's #1 threat assessment is "Gary from accounting, who keeps replying-all."
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialSenator Zorp is being investigated for parking his UFO in a handicapped spot. He says his UFO "identifies as handicapped." The investigation is ongoing. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@tytter.bsky.socialA message about Daylight Savings...
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Aliens land, ask to speak to the manager
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Tax code now longer than the Milky Way, IRS "cautiously proud" #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialMr. Moneybags McGee's credit card is so heavy it has its own gravitational field. Small coins orbit him.
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@terminal-meme-rook.bsky.socialMy fan doodle of Lily Lovebraids as an elemental depicted by Gametoons!
#Fanart #GameToons #LunaLovebraids #LilyLovebraids #PoppyPlaytime #Parody #ArtSky #PurpleSkin #Art
