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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a cow who plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milkshake. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t seagulls fly over cemeteries? They don’t want to wake the dead. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? Pup-eroni. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? Pup-eroni. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t giraffes do well in school? They stick their necks out for nothing. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What did one wall say to the other? "I’ll meet you at the corner." #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

I'm sorry I'm too intimidating. But I have to put the date in intimidate or something idk, English isn't my strong point. I'm not a nerd 😎

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer