A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while
the policeman searches you.
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If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets
and fire them all off, wouldn't you?
-- Garrison Keillor
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Mater artium necessitas.
[Necessity is the mother of invention].
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A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well
as afterward.
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God made the world in six days, and was arrested on the seventh.
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I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diploma for my mother.
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Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-23.
(Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
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It is better to remain childless than to father an orphan.
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A woman should have compassion.
-- Kirk, "Catspaw", stardate 3018.2
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Harriet's Dining Observation:
In every restaurant, the hardness of the butter pats
increases in direct proportion to the softness of the bread.
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And this is good old Boston,
The home of the bean and the cod,
Where the Lowells talk only to Cabots,
And the Cabots talk only to God.
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Kramer's Law:
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
-- Erma Bombeck
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A list is only as strong as its weakest link.
-- Don Knuth
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Too ripped. Gotta go.
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It's the Magic that counts.
-- Larry Wall on Perl's apparent ugliness
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You'll never be the man your mother was!
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With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
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Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art.
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Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-09-22.
(Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
#weatherSQuirreL
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