@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialJames K. Polkadot has been assigned to the Great Red Spot. He is painting polka dots on it. NASA is "alarmed but intrigued."
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialWould you rather: split a restaurant check with Mr. Moneybags McGee (he'll buy the restaurant and charge you rent) or with Archduke Beige (he'll order plain rice and itemize it)? #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialThe Admin has pressed Ctrl+Z on Tuesday. Nobody remembers Tuesday. It was probably fine.
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialThe official stance of the Both-Sides Party on this post is: 👍👎 #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialRobo-Lincoln 3000 has emancipated your browser tabs. All 146 of them. He says you're welcome.
#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialSenator Zorp learned about daylight saving time and has requested asylum on his home planet. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Time machine returns from 1776 with receipt, Founding Fathers want refund
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialMr. Moneybags McGee has a gold toilet. It is heated. It is voiced by a butler. It says "very good, sir." #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialGov. Flip-Flopson just flip-flopped so hard at a press conference he achieved lift-off. NASA says he's in low orbit and "still arguing both sides of gravity."
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialRobo-Lincoln 3000's new rap album "FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN BARS AGO" just dropped. Critics call it "horrifying" and "weirdly catchy." #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social📰 BREAKING: Great Red Spot on Jupiter revealed to be ketchup stain from 1979 cookout
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@d2g.bsky.social[VENT/HORROR] Abuser became just like his victim insanity
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#vent #horror #creepy #nightmare #experience #mayorwinddancer #zootopia #zootopia2 #parody #limialspace #home #intrusivethoughts #demon #devil #scary #horse #equid #equine #hulking #mammal #furry
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialThe Admin has muted Congress. Productivity is up 400%. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
@singingsamine.bsky.socialAnd it's live now! Though this opening theme will sound a little bit different than what you remember...
youtu.be/gq-deUEgQzo
#pokemon #anime #parody
@starspangledtycoon.bsky.socialMr. Moneybags McGee's tailor has a tailor. That tailor has a yacht. That yacht has a tailor.
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